Asking Jessica Alba out for a date

Ronnie asked me to do a voice over--- Ronnie Kahlil is working on Genius-- Check him and my other friends out The Miami Comics

LANGERADO HERE I COME!

So 2 years ago i went to a little 2 day music festival called Langerado-- The Flaming Lips were there ;). Last years line up pretty much sucked ass, but this year they are expanding it to camp outs and making it a 4 day event. That is not all, they are also including a WTF?!?! kind of line up -- I saw the line up today and I threw down 190 buckaroos but the line up is my wet dream - Such acts attending are: BEASTIE BOYS, R.E.M, 311, Matisyahu, Dr. Dog, The Roots, Arrested Development, Blind Melon, Ben Folds, Spam Allstars .....etc.....

Sometimes Mic, I wish I could quit you!

Flight of the Concords and Demetri Martin-- make me want comedy so bad!!!!
One Day, One Day , I will conquer my desire!

Job Interview Counter

Ding Ding : 15

Instant Interview with : The Patient Patient

QTqueenD: why is youtube soooo slow right now?
QTqueenD: my internet is lagggggggiiiinnnnngggg
backtothefutura: no clue
QTqueenD: and its making me anxious
backtothefutura: easy tiger
QTqueenD: by biological clock is ticking dont they know that?
backtothefutura: wow
QTqueenD: heh heh heh
QTqueenD: im going to do an online interview with the patient patient okay?
QTqueenD: post it in my blog
QTqueenD: you ready?
backtothefutura: sure
backtothefutura: im stoned so it wlll be insightful
QTqueenD: EXCELLENT
QTqueenD: sorry i had to get my fruit by the foot first
QTqueenD: So quick intro first off
backtothefutura: awesome
QTqueenD: Im Daleena here on aim with
QTqueenD: what was the name of your act again?
backtothefutura: the patient patient
QTqueenD: ah yes the patient patient
backtothefutura: the p squared for the hip kids
QTqueenD: oh is that what all the hipster cappuccino drinking kids are calling your musical act
backtothefutura: sadly thats just me
QTqueenD: I thought so
QTqueenD: So where did this name derive from?
backtothefutura: i was recovering from major surgery from the removal of a malignant tumor in my salivary gland in my mouth. spent three month alone in the house i grew up with learning patience in its strongest form. i was basically waiting for my life to begin again.
backtothefutura: grew up in*
QTqueenD: And i hear you were only 19 when this happened?
backtothefutura: 21 actually
backtothefutura: im not that young
backtothefutura: actually turned 23 last Friday
QTqueenD: Oh Happy Birfday, i just fired my writer.
QTqueenD: *Birthday
backtothefutura: thanks
QTqueenD: Thats still young.
QTqueenD: Who are your major influences?
backtothefutura: sound wise i really couldn't tell you. i love so many different kinds that i dont really know who is a direct inspiration. i find myself saying "oh i wanna write songs like that guy or i wanna hold notes longer that that guy." problem is, i say it to almost everything i listen to.
QTqueenD: Yeah, I can understand that
backtothefutura: i think the people who make me get off my ass and write are sufjan stevens, ryan adams, ray lamontagne, the flaming lips, iron and wine, better stop now...
backtothefutura: and boys to men
QTqueenD: I thought a maybe a little TLC but Boys to Men is pretty deep
backtothefutura: yea thats real music
QTqueenD: dont go chasing waterfalls changed my life
QTqueenD: *entire
backtothefutura: i had tickets to a tlc show WITH boys to men
QTqueenD: are we still joking?
backtothefutura: no im serious
backtothefutura: i was in 4th grade
QTqueenD: Hot Date?
backtothefutura: nope actually its was with this new kid in school who didn't know anyone yet
backtothefutura: we are good friends to this day
QTqueenD: Sounds like a serial murderer in training.
QTqueenD: or not.
backtothefutura: his parents were actually at the show on Sunday
QTqueenD: thats nice
backtothefutura: thanks boys to men
QTqueenD: chaning lives one day at a time
QTqueenD: what style of music has your usual theme been?
QTqueenD: I think a little Tom Waits'ish
backtothefutura: youd have to ask everyone else
backtothefutura: i know its music with every last bit of breath i have
QTqueenD: Better : Gummy bear or Sour worm?
backtothefutura: haribo golden bears
QTqueenD: Sour cream or Cottage cheese?
backtothefutura: neither both are fucking gross
QTqueenD: a cottage or a cabin?
backtothefutura: cabin
QTqueenD: Cabin fever or a neck biting zombie?
backtothefutura: nick biting zombie
backtothefutura: neck
QTqueenD: Dance fever or a fever of 112?
backtothefutura: Saturday night fever
QTqueenD: Travolta then or travolta now?
backtothefutura: then now hes a weirdo
backtothefutura: strange head shape
QTqueenD: and a dress
QTqueenD: yikes
QTqueenD: ever coming back to Florida?
backtothefutura: wow i had not seen that
backtothefutura: hopefully
backtothefutura: i never made it to Disney world
QTqueenD: I thought you were a make a wish kid?
backtothefutura: im one of jerry's kids
backtothefutura: we don't get shit
QTqueenD: no wonder your wiah ia taking so long
QTqueenD: wish*

QTqueenD: heh
backtothefutura: waiting for enough of those donation balloons to buy myself a slurpee
QTqueenD: are you dressing up for Halloween?
backtothefutura: i want to be bebop from the ninja turtles
QTqueenD: thats pretty F*ing awesome
QTqueenD: Im trying to be a robot
QTqueenD: Looks more like a Junkbot
backtothefutura: even better
backtothefutura: youre the kia of robots
QTqueenD: is that your abbrev for Ikea?
backtothefutura: no the car
backtothefutura: i love ikea
backtothefutura: swedes are awesome
QTqueenD: and capitalizing
QTqueenD: i took my mom to the new one here on Sunday and it was like Disney world , you had to park 2 miles away and take a trolley
QTqueenD: i was like FUCK THAT!
QTqueenD: This aint no Disney World
QTqueenD: and i wouldn't be caught dead in a trolley
QTqueenD: unless i was maybe in San Francisco eating Rice a Roni
backtothefutura: we have one here
backtothefutura: just for uptown Dallas
QTqueenD: ONE trolley
QTqueenD: ?
backtothefutura: yep
QTqueenD: One trolley in the whole state of Texas?
backtothefutura: no here in Dallas
backtothefutura: i cant account for the rest
QTqueenD: What does the future hold for The Patient, Patient ?
backtothefutura: the stage
backtothefutura: the rest is up to me
QTqueenD: I elieve in you Davie
QTqueenD: with a capital B
QTqueenD: So thats our interview
backtothefutura: thanks that was fun
QTqueenD: Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule
QTqueenD: hope we can do this in the future
backtothefutura: maybe face to face
QTqueenD: any last piece of advice for the aspiring david reddings of the world?
QTqueenD: In person would be lovely
backtothefutura: if it hurts its good
QTqueenD: Our next interview will be at a local Piccadilly's
QTqueenD: how about it?
backtothefutura: herb crusted talapia for all

Comedy Contest Time

A Penny For A Joke?

Last night was awesome! I'm going to start this entry with that sentence. I have been officially unemployed for close to 2 months (on the 27th it will be 2) So my well of $$dinero$$ is running dry --it really was not that full to begin with. Anywhoo, I have been working odd jobs and what not's to make some money in the meantime to pay for my bills. Last night My friend Hansen asked me to host a comedy show and I was all for it - I figure more practice stage time and i can get better. I have been doing comedy i guess i would say a total of 6 months, and i love every disastrous minute of it. I am trying to get a couple new open mic's going so I can get more stage time and do something valuable with my wasted time. Anyhow last night's comedy show was weak, there was barely anyone there but i kept energy up and i was goofin off on stage having a great time, I got a few laughs but it was pretty tough for us considering it's usually like that at most open mics. The end of the night comes around and Misty the bar manager hands me a white envelope with a neatly printed and correctly spelled name on it. I got paid for telling jokes!!! FUCK YEAH! I actually got paid for telling jokes, and if feels sooo amazing considering i do really need every penny i can get. One day it will completely pay off, in the meantime these little pennies here and there for my jokes really make it worthwhile and i feel appreciated. Last night was great I wrote 2 good new jokes, hosted a comedy shows with some friends, got paid, and had a chocolate chip milkshake with the love of my life. Sometimes i don't feel like such a giant loser.