Slob on my Blog

Call me fat all you want captain obvious it just goes to show your lacking in originality, in fact I will do it for you so you wont have to waste your breath. I am overweight, not the bed ridden morbidly obese kind that even wearing the largest drape of a shirt still has their fannypack of mash potatoes and gravy peeking out through the bottom. I am the pretty girl who could stand to lose 50 Lbs and be smokin hot--- Ive done it before I can do it again but i will always struggle with the weight. One thing i have noticed recently since i have gotten into comedy is the poor excuse for an a attempt at a compliment. I am a comedian I don't need any pity comming from the dick department, there are dildos smarter than alot of these men that are as tactful as a 8 year old autistic kids. If you ever catch a female comedian and you think she is funny, don't think you are complimenting her by telling her she is funny for a girl asshole. I could sit here all day and rip on the shithead dicks that sit there and think they are doing me a favor by telling me they would still fuck me although i have excess back fat but i seriously have better things to do like work at a reputable non-profit organization and look up videos on the internet of pugs dressed as ballerinas on their hind legs.