Blast From The Past

So growing up I had an older brother and sister, and I was exposed at an early age to the trends of that moment. David, my big brother was caught up in the Break dancing trend and I can't say I was far behind. Sure I was only 5ish but I still remember the old Boom box and the movie that changed my life, so what if it was a shitty script and a weak ass plot. Move over "You Got Served", here is the original cheesy dance movie "Breakin"











CHECK THIS OUT!!! I FOUND THIS WHEN I WAS SNOOPING AROUND THE 'BREAKIN' ARCHIVES. CAN YOU GUESS WHO THIS IS?





Carlton post Silver Spoons--- who knew he was a triple threat.
19.99 for a Breakin Board, Rap Sheet, Instructional Book, Instruction Poster, AND double album with the RIGHT kind of music, dam! That is quite the old school deal!

Ideas for an Idea

I need ideas for columns in Newspaper Tabloids like Weekly World News
So far i have:
Horoscopes
Bigfoot sightings
U.F.O sightings
Natural Catastrophes
Pregnancies and Odd Births
Advice


any more ideas?..??

New Beastie Boys Video

Check out this video: Beastie Boys "Suco de Tangerina"



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Britney Spears Found Dead in a Las Vegas Strip Club

Britney's weight is not that bad it's her shitty talent finally coming up to the surface. It's great to see that her weight gain can put an emphasis on what a piece of crap she was to begin with never mind the 500 shitty career moves she made. I can't wait till Britney commits suicide, it will be th next best thing to Anna Nicoles Death.




Every bad thing I said about Sarah Silverman -- I take back.....Well at least 78 percent of it.

Cretino

Still Unemployed

Only I DO have a car payment, and I do have an insurance payment, and i do have bills from a recent trip to NYC to recoup. The Depression is starting to kick in, i want a job without all the responsibilities of having one. I want to work for a reputable company that lets me express myself artistically--how real is that? Reputable Company and Artistic Expression are not 2 ideas that go hand and hand. Suck a dick-- Corporate America. I havn't sucked on the teet of America for a while, the last time i was in a corporate atmosphere i worked for Hard Rock, but the order and organization is something i yearn for, I rather go by corporate guidelines on a job than the ever "Here is all this shit-- figure it out" gig. I want to be alone. I can't sit here for a brief amount of time without Mommy dearest ducking her head in and asking a million and one questions that are unnecessary. What did you eat? Did you cal (insert name here)? What do you do on that computer so much?
Temporarily sleeping for a couple days might be the ticket here.

maybe pull a Disappearing Act

Hialeah Homeboy Hullabaloo

I can't even talk about shit in Spanish round here anymore. It's getting to a point where I start talking secret stuff in Hialeah around Blacks and they turn around and speak it better than I do and Im like awwe Fuck. I can even handle that, it's kind of refreshing- one giant minority being Black and Hispanic. The actual worst is when I want to talk trash about some "Gringo"and the "Gringo" ends up having had lived in Hialeah over 38 years and speaking it better than I do. Bro, I can't even Dam the man in Spanish anymore in Little Havana.